Friday, March 28, 2008

prank

I've never been part of such a prank, it was unbelievably hilarious!! i did mention of Manoj n how the guy loves to laugh about himslef n in the process make everyone else laugh, hez got this killing sense of humour, u just cant stop being influenced by his talk once u get to know him :) Cofee breaks are like his laughter pills for the entire team..
js a lil while ago when we were out.. he went missing.. everyone was asking where he is.. n then i asked too.. one of 'em asked me to call him, i said i dont have his number.. i was given a "YOU DONT???" look, n then Gayatri said ya, chalo call him n dumm karo use, i thought it was a dumb idea which she blurted out of boredome n it was definitely not to b implemented, but but but, surprisingly, after a while my fone was in her hand, n ya by then Manoj was back n sitting wid us.. the first few calls she gave kinda dint efect him, from the fourth one he got restless, n ya he was sharing it all wid us.. n mannnn was it hilarious, then it was in my hand n he lukd n was even talkin to me as i dialled n he still gave the "see see again!" expression.. it went on for very long n he finally took another team mates fone n called n he saw 'tasneem' there i guess n v all had a laugh..
his expressions his talk during all dat.. was.. gosh, everyone enjoyed, n he tuk it gracefully i guess..
it was superly dupersly dumb, but surprisingly it was so much fun :D:D

and and andd :D:D:D
i got a call from baba in th middle of d day aj :)
He said i had a call from my colleg, inviting us for an award ceremony for academic excellence n m gona be felicitated with a silver medal :D
n waise whn i rote this to my dost log, replies nahi aaye :-X !
ohhhhh there comes mansoz mail :D

adios!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

A random thought of a desiring mind..

The ability to convince is one attribute the possessor can cherish for life. It’s not surprising when u see people around you do something so easily, when the same thing to you seems more than impossible. Agree every individual possess a different caliber, a different thought process, a different personality all together, but that is perhaps where the psychological study comes into picture. On a very raw basis, to me this study is nothing but understanding another’s frame of mind, what they want and what they like.


The Human mind is designed beautifully. Keeping off from the neurological complexities it offers, one very simple attribute to the brain is the lovely compatibility it seems to have with the Heart. Now this is one thing we can exploit. You give the mind what it likes and you see it is satisfied. Sometimes you give the mind what it does not like, you may still see it is satisfied, that is perhaps because the Heart is satisfied. The emotional quotient is an important factor.


One can not propose a stratology on how to convince; all you got to do is state facts. What you ask of another person or what you expect from them is what you are trying to convince them for. Now the other view… does this other person seem ok with what you are asking for? Is he willing to give you what you require? Well, if the answer is yes don’t read on.. ‘coz we are talking of ‘convincing’ here, and if you just answered yes then your job is done, be at peace.. or may be you’d want to read further.. just to know…


Let’s sketch out some details… You have “something” to convince a “loved one” about. Now the something is what you will have to “beautifully portray” to your loved one. And if that is done, you’ve convinced them, ‘coz you’ve just showed their mind what it likes. But isn’t all that simple.. if it were then I wouldn’t have written this and you wouldn’t be reading this. Lets get a little deeper into that, what is to “beautifully portray” , well it simply means, show them “what they want”. And for this you MUST know “what they want”. When you know what they want, you know how to give it to them. BUT!!!!!!!! Again if it were so simple to give them what they want, there wouldn’t be a need to “convince”. If there are 10 things of what they expect, and you have just 5 out of those, then the first thing you do is, turn their attention towards the 5 things you already have. The regular human psychology is to concentrate on what is not present, and hence they fail to bank on that they actually have. And NO NO NO!! This is no theory, this is a fact. You put in everything to show or get the other 5 things, that you tend to forget what you have, so its like you loose out on polishing the shoe your wearing n polish all the other shoes on your shoe stand and you are still planning to buy two new pairs in spite that your bankrupt!

You love your wife, and she does not like the home you’re planning to buy (did I hear u say this is EXACTLY your problem?? Yea I know, this is one major issue we all fight over.. so read on). She just thinks you can get her something better, at a better location, at a better price, with better amenities. BUT remember this is what SHE thinks (although she might even have a list of such places). All you got to do now, is show her what she expects. Ok, its not by the sea side, but it still has her favorite kitchen garden. Showing her that this new place is for her and all its goodies are for her, is only what she needs to give you that nod. To show her that this place has everything she wants (except .. ok , say two things) and you promise to work on those two, and bingo she’s all yours. If you see those two things are something you might not be able to meet, then just throw in more glitter on the rest. MOVE MOVE MOVE her attention from what is not there to what is THERE.


So you actually have chalked out a strategy,
Postulate 1: DO NOT loose focus from the things you already have, do anything to hone those skills and show them up bright, they have to win your loved one’s attention
Postulate 2: work on what you do not have, and hey work hard to get it straight, remember, you still have not convinced.
Postulate 3: The mind gets easily manipulated by the Heart, come on!! use those skills of yours to manipulate that heart (oh yes, it is close to yours!!) so it helps manipulate their mind.

Try these with your pals (in the can’t we just go here instead of there!! situation), your boss (in the let me do it my way boss!!! situation), your mother (in the Come on mom, she’s a nice girl situation), father (in the I promise I’ll drive safely dad!!! situation), siblings (yea those annoying kid brothers, or sometimes irritating sisters, you’ll have a million situations you can relate to with them! )

Sunday, March 23, 2008

weekend boredome.. soundz like hungama eh?

What a weekend it was... i dont remmber being so bored n wanting so so so much to get back to office!! yea yea, u read that very very correctly!!.. itnaa dummm n itnaaa boredd.. i dont remmba whn i was!
Friday was fine.. i was bz wid stuff.. although lite nai thi hamare yahan for almost the entire day, i managed to keep myself engaged n it was nice infact.. kheer n poori etc. :D ab u know time n all to nikal hi jata usme.. ya by evening i was bored magar.. d major reason being the current! gosh it was so bad.. dil bola jab chale jari wo gandi lite.. it was so so soo annoying n i obviously cudnt help missing office :(
khair.. evening me.. lite nai thi.. so amongsta candles we were all having our regular fights.. this n that ye n wo .. u know the typical bhai chaara requirement :D, my sister n dad were fuming over a very very very very veryyy dumb issue :D, n the reason was my yunger sister:D, it was like she tingled n boom they started.. n mum njoyd it as usual since she dznt havea say in it n she so much loves not to bother bout this bit atleast.. it was kinda messing up my plans though.. so i buggd my lil sis n we had a fight over why she bugged the two( my elder sis n dad) n made them yell.. after our mess, i told her my plan :D wich was to ask dad to let abu take us out for a drive since it was raining n lite to waise b nai hai... she agreed n now were trying to shoo both of them.. bla in vain!! they yelld n vented n this n that, n us dauraan.. my two nepehews were having the time of their life.. Rehan just cant stop running around anybody ( ya not even, a yelling father daughter pair :D) with his little umm what do icall it.. cycle bhi nai bolsakte yaroo usku... hmm may be it qualifies to be a .. umm i dont know its big enuf to me out of the toy category n its small so i cant call it his cycle.. khair.. n Fauzan, was bz wid his fone, he jus loves to shout so much when therz too much noise around alredy!!! , n isme.. my mumm jus luvss to steal a nap! kyaaa scene hai dekho, upar se my great brain tells me, i must still try asking dadzz permission! my goodnes!!
khair.. i managed to calm baji down tellin her i wanted to ask him to let us go.. n u;ve alredy messd his mood... she dint want to let go the issue (belive mee it was so so soo soo so so so so sooooooooo dumb!) but agreed since i said we MIGHT go out.. so now they start bugging me.. poocho.. poocho pooochooo.. n i feel dumb to have sowed the idea in the first place.. hez awfull angry n fuming n i want to seek permission for somehting he wud deny in the best of his moods! huh! how dumb Tasneem!

khair.. i went ns at beside.. v had a little talk about here n there.. he seemd calm now.. my sisterz were still peeping thru n aise zabardast ishaare i tell ya! gosh!! they;d neva loose a dumb charade's game perhaps!! so i finally asked.. he gave me a point blank NO, n said necklace road ka mahole ajkal accha nai hai beta, waise bhi barish hori kya karte jake.. i dint say a word, lingered there for a lil more while n walkd out.. n my sisterz kinda were happy that he dint agree ( u know that wala happiness ki dekho he dint lisn to u :P:P:P) but they were also sad that he dint agree so v cudnt go out...

lite ka naam o nishaan nai hai han abhi tak bhi ( see how annoying!!) we continued our nonsense talk i mean sister log n mum.. n then suddenly i heard baba say, kya karte beta ye time neklace road jaake :D n there was pin drop silence now :D:D, i said kuch nai baba, barish hori na, utarte nahi gaadi me se, bas ek icecream khaaleke aate i said.. n then he said.. Abed, leke jaon inlog ko.. bingo!!! hahahahahahah! i jumped frm dat bed n almost hit the chandelier upar ka, :D.. waise to lite thi nai, it ditn take us much time altough we had to hunt for our abayaz, we managed to get them, but nowww.. another thing! baji said she wont come! now i was reallyyyy mad, but surprisingly she was more mad! she yelled at me, tumhari bat suneee meri baat nai sune babaaaa.. lollll n i laughed for soo long, although i teased her enuf for tha, i also got nice spankings for it, she luvs using her hands harshly on me, but it dznt hurt much coz i know its cmin my way :D n the reason usually is superly duperly silly.. n so was this.. anyways.. its took us few minutes to manaaofy her come wid us.. n she finally agreed( she obviously had to :D it was one of those typical tantrums of hers :D) n we went... n all of us like the chudva we get there.. n then we had ice cream.. n ya.. nott o forget, i dont know y but abed is so so fond of playing this one song especially when hez driving his sisterz somehwere, he luvs playing atif aslam's hum kis gali jaa rahe hain, n he puts it on such a high volume n thankfully he ensures the windows r shut, but ya .. we sing along with d song.. it somehow always seem to fit into d situation :D

hmmmmmm
khairr.. aisa kuch tha friday.. i wanted to rite bout the entire weekedn ka boredome, but friday hi aisa tha, now utna boring nai lagra actualllyy.. but yaa.. sat n sun i did NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL, n i so so missd office, n whn i stepped in aaj morning, i felt.. umm ya.. relieived :D

waise i had serious thoughts to pen down ajj.. ab mood change hogya.. soo.... hmmmm.. anotherrr timeeee

Massalaama!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

A Big Big Girl in a Big Big World


... I am a Big Big Girl
In a Big Big World ...
... Its not a Big Big thing
If you leave me …
… But I Do Do feel that
I Too Too will Miss You much …
.. Miss You much ..

.. I can see the first leave falling
Its all so Yellow & Nice ..
.. Its So very cold outside
Like the way I am feeling inside ..

... I am a Big Big Girl
In a Big Big World ...
... Its not a Big Big thing
If you leave me …
… But I Do Do feel that
I Too Too will Miss You much…
.. Miss You much ..

.. Outside its now raining
and tears are falling from my eyes ..
.. Why did it have to happen ..
Why did it all have to end ..

... I am a Big Big Girl
In a Big Big World ...
... Its not a Big Big thing
If you leave me …
… But I Do Do feel that
I Too Too will Miss You much…
.. Miss You much ..

.. I have ur arms around me
oooooooooh like fire ..
.. But when I open my eyes
you're gone ..


I dunno whoz sung it.. but i just love the way she says the second miss you much :).. beautifully sung :)

dhoop n a crazy bhai, upar se image designing!! soncho my haalat :(

Long time no see.. kya hora mekuu.. summer buqar? sheesh.. its so hot ajkal bahar.. the little time dat i spend out.. ya a less than two minute walk to the cafeteria.. seems like a punishment in that scorching heat ! i;m not exaggerating, meku sachme waisi lagraa.. ab pata nai sachme dhoop effect yaa. aur mera dimaagh garam hai... hmmm

:D isnt it nice if u get up galti se in the middle of the night and check the time n u realise, you have a wholeeeeeee hour left to get up :D.. well.. has happened wuite a few times wid me.. but when it happened last nite.. i felt nice :):) bohot nice :) i slept really early last nite.. bout 9 or so.. n then i happn to get up at 4, i checkd the time n i went :D:D:D:D n slept again :)

last evening i went hoome wid my bhai, n i dunno wat was with him, he actually decided to take me all the way from tolichowki to jublee hills n b hills n wahan se home.. n i asked why, he said he dint like the traffice between mehdpatnam to asifnagar! how dumb is dat now? i thought he was crazy.. he actually was i gues.. i almost fell off he was driving reallyy fast, i dunno wat was with him.. we went over dat umm i dont know wat area it is.. u know the apollo hosp ka peeche ka side.. umm hakeempet n all i gues.. not sure.. anewyas.. it was all hilly han, upss n downzz.. maagr roads acche khaase banadiye wahaan ye log... hmmm so a ride in the evenign wahan se was a good site, he stopped ocassionally.. umm nah not stopped, slowed down .. so i cud see the city seemed all lit up u know.. it was beautiful :)

m back to image designing yarooooo :(:(:( i soo soo soo hate it... i wish it were like doing it from the scratch :( wahi boring images to theek karna kate.. dummm dummm dummm hota meku usse.. khairr.. last time it was nice, i made another guy do it :D.. dint manage to this time magar :(

khair.. i have htis nice lil song i got from a loved one :) i dunno whose it is.. its just nice.. n i luvd it :).. will put it up here soon :),

untill thenn... AdiosSsSsS...

Thursday, March 13, 2008

eyes dat made me smile :)

Its been long time, said manso.. i really havnt scribbled here since long 'eh? hmm not dat i dint hav stuff.. i guezz iw as lazy.. there was this one thing last weeknd wich happnd n i thot i;d blog it..

i was with mum for her regular check up.. watiing anxiously for our turn(ye usual hai han, itneeeeeeee log rehte wahann k bas, khairr.. ) it was finally our turn n i stepped in with my mum, the chair beside mine was empty, another few minutes, and i saw a man walk in, he sat there comfortably.. he was holding a black bag that had some papers i gues.. he seemed at peace, wasnt really fiddling with anything ( unlike the usual fiffling with d hands n legs dat ppl tend to do when they r 'waiting').. i realised he was smiling suddenly, i dint know for what.. then i turned to luk at him.. untill then i dint actually luk.. i cud js feel his presence n cud make out wat he was duin coz he was right beside me.. but when i looked at him.. i smiled too.. a rather broad one than his.. i dint know he was blind, he seemed so normal in everything that i just dint notice until i actually put in some effort to look at him. later i was surprised he was'nt accompanied with n escort either, he came alone..... i dotn know what made him smile suddenly, but his smile did bring a smile on my face.. i felt a lil stupid though.. but it only broadened my smile.... it was his turn, an attender came by to help him reach the doctor's desk, he sat on the chair very carefully, he was facing the wrong direction.. the doc started talkin to him , n he then turned to d right one.. i smiled again :), seemed like he was a regular patient, i was suprised howcome i never saw him here considering i;ve been accompanying mom since quite a few years..

later he walked out.. n stood there carefully opened his bag, n removes a folded stick, he tried to remove some rubber band kind of thing tied to it, in order to unlock it i gues.. but the stick fell frm his hand, n dats when everyone else in the hall noticed him n realised he doeznt have eyes, n so one of them near him piked it up n then he straightened it n walked past... i dont know if he kepts otherz thinking too.. but he did atleast to me... hmm it was nice..

khair.. u know wat happnd yest?? huh, perhaps d most stupid ever thing, i dint know what to call, but now i think ill call it gossip (thankz to anilzz) i was wid a collegue and her friend, we were returning after breajfast, i dont know wat went on but the lady suddenly asked me, so u do your shopping from london i heard (!!!!!!!) n i went.. really???? (not aloud han.. js to myself) .. i was wondering.. people around here actually notice what others wear n even talk about where they rpoabbaly bought it from.. and EVEN PASS IT ON?? hahaha.. i almost laughed, but controlled thinking it wud offend the lady (i dint know her enuf, she was my collegue's frnd) i smiled and she asked, oh,. not london? some other foriegn place hi naa.. i know i know she shook her head.. n i dint say anything after that.. lolll

eeeeee mansoooo.. dont bug me like dat to finish quickly :P:P time lagta hai yaa.. i do other things wile postin yaa :P:P:P

das all fr now folks!

Adioss

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Bin Tum [ again ;) ]

aankhon mein intezaar ke baadal baras gaye
aankhon mein intezaar ke baadal baras gaye
hum dekhne ko aapka chehra taras gaye
bin tum gumsum hone lage, jaane kis dunya me khone lage
bin tum gumsum hone lage, jaane kis dunya me khone lage

resham se dil ke ye rishte, rishton ki naazuk dore
is dore pe jaane jaana chalta nahi koi zore
tujhe dhundti hai nazre zara saamne to aa
bebas hai dil ye mera dil thaamne to aa
saare jahan mein tum hame tanha sa kargaye
bin tum gumsum hone lage, jaane kis dunya me khone lage
bin tum gumsum hone lage, jaane kis dunya me khone lage

aankhon mein intezaar ke baadal baras gaye
aankhon mein intezaar ke baadal baras gaye

bheegi bheegi lagti hai raatein dilbar teri yaad mein
tu hi chupa rehta hai shayad meri har faryaad me
tu kareeb dil ke itnaa hai meherbaan mere
mein sunu teri wo baatein jo mann me tu kahe
kis darjah dekho tum meri dhadkan me bas gaye
bin tum gumsum hone lage, jaane kis dunya me khone lage
bin tum gumsum hone lage, jaane kis dunya me khone lage

aankhon mein intezaar ke baadal baras gaye
aankhon mein intezaar ke baadal baras gaye


well... this was it.. :D :) bout d earlier post :D
hmmm anymore charcha on that nowwww???? :D:D:D:D

Monday, March 03, 2008

Bin Tum

I dont know how well i can do this.. but i really want to pen down this anxiety..

i look for those eyes that i know are looking at me from somewhere, i dont know why, i dont how, i'm just waiting for this wait to end.. its like i see him now and i dont the next moment.. i want to, just want to be with him, hear him talk to him laugh with him cry with him...... my heartz pounding waiting to b touched, to b held to feel that warmth to experiance that peace to reach the end of this endless void, how;d you leave me alone in this whole wide world.. :( .. my days and nights are so lonely without you, how is it that your so close to my heart and not near me now.. you are hidden in every prayer of mine.. i think of you beg for you.. i dint realise when i surrendered to you.... without you i'm alone, i dont know where i;m lost..

Gosh.. i know i screwed it up :D:D:D

this was an attempt to summarize the feel of a song i'm goin gaga over since some days now.. but i actually realised.. :D i really really messed it up.. :D..

will put down the lyrics sometimes soon.. untill then.. umm.. Alvidaa! ( this song is on, so i thought it fits in! although i know its a lil bhaari cz i know m gona cm back very soon :D)

n oh ya! i'd like to know ap sab ke very first reactions after the first few lines of this post.. :D